Razor-Guardian's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stick Killing Arena 3 pt2]

Exhilarating

The ending of this film is my favorite of all your Flashes, simply because the fight choreography is stunning. And need I mention the "Deflect This!" bit?

This is worthy of the title 'total win'.

[The Origins of BARF]

Brilliant.

"Thou hast smote me to the ground below. Fie on thee!"

This was truly original. I never really thought about how they came up with it!

Good job.

[Super Mario bros Z ep 6 (old series)]

It's over NINE THOOUSAAAAAAAAND!

Unmistakably the best Flash movie I've ever seen in my life. Originally the fifth one was the best one, but you manage to startle me more and more each time.

Certainly the best part of this phenomenon was Red's little scanning quip. It shall stay with me for the rest of my life.

I still can't get over the quality of your fight scenes. This crap is better than fucking James Bond.

I gained more respect for you when you showed some balls by killing off a few people. You are now on the second to last step to making this a perfect franchise worth putting on a best-seller DVD.

What would be the last step is perfecting your grammar.

Amazing stuff. Make more. Now. Before I kill you. And destroy the human race.

[DexOTron the antipressent]

Well...

I can't believe the people here who rate your movies. I was on the floor when he started rambling the side effects, and beating the salesman was a cool feature. Funny, but has room for improvement.

[River City StupidityJoke]

Interesting...

It actually made me laugh my pants off. "What in the hell is that?" in that little chipmunk voice just had me sold. Wow.

[Super Mario bros Z ep 5 (old series)]

RIGHTEOUS PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY MAAAAAN!

I've been coming to Newgrounds for 3 years and not one single fight scene has been up to snuff with yours. No one can whip up the spontaneous fast-paced action-packed goodness that you can. Just when you think there are enough people duking it out in one scene someone else comes in and joins in the frenzy. I haven't seen a combo anywhere that is as cool as the ones here.

By the way, the story is nicely done and the anime-type humor is priceless.

[WOT-shots #1]

Blew me away!

I can't believe the sheer quality of this Flash movie. I can't get enough of the song played while Alex is fighting. I can't find that same version anywhere--did you make it? Anyway, the sound was great (poomph pamph pemph POW!!!) and I loved how you put sweet animation effects into Alex's blinking at the beginning. You had lots of stuff on the main menu, and I laughed so hard when I saw this Flash. I've seen the rest of your WoT movies and the quality of this little Flash bests them by far (and that's saying a friggin' lot, because your WoT movies are phenominal). I can't wait to see what you do with WoT 4!

Garbage can soccer, anyone?

[Megaman's Massacre]

Dear Jebus who art on the moon...

Oh. My god. The best movie I've seen on this site so far that dosen't involve too much of a story. I love the part when Protoman has to kick Megaman off the cliff cause he hesitated. lol! I didn't think too much of the heros' demise, but Bass rocks, so I'll shut up about it. This socks a big fat 9 out of me. Well deserved.